you're tastier than cha michael murray.

kattyerin @ 2006-08-23T22:37:00

2006-08-24T05:37:08Z

View Poll: toes. we've all got them! at least i hope. :(

i swear this will be my last poll. possibly. polls addictive. :|

kattyerin @ 2006-05-05T22:56:00

2006-05-06T05:58:05Z

happy day!! so out of salll mplaces we wnes to for scinos de ayo, we wndt and diddi fast food!!1 :D|DS: it's like jtaco bell. sbut possnily beettter. then wne th tohe abrs weere we oinvited the cutish boys. and i told my siss. at thte dn ddedn of the mimfhtthats iwas n't in lvode sith the whond i'd ben in tlvoe with foreve.!!! i lied. he's stil lhad oand i'm still in lves. :|||||

ICE, ICE BABY.

2005-01-06T05:20:54Z

this morning. inches and inches of ice. \:D/ have i mentioned my loathing of all things midwest??

and this evening. snow. and snow. and more snow. :(((

new christmas pillow making neck hurt. *WHINES* but ooh, if only to be sore the way justin is in mood pic! :X:X:X ahem, if i was a gay male. :|

ICRIES*S

2004-08-22T12:26:22Z

i had tuna melts before drinkking last night. *CRIS* SO NOT PRETTY>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qill go to bed and ignore evetyhging right now.

...

2004-08-22T12:19:18Z

i don't think i've been to bed yet. i think i might have passed out? there is vomit ALL over the bathroom. vomit all over my once pretty green and pink chucsk. the sun is killing me. why so hard life? :(( must go attept a vomit clean up.

THROWS CONFETTI

2004-06-29T03:06:24Z

I AM FREE

FROM MY

LINDSAY-thosesamestars

*CELEBRATES*

101 reasons to hate missouri

2004-06-21T01:55:27Z

or the googling state thing. which just hurts to look at. :(

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MISSOURI IF:

You've never met any celebrities. yes. this pains me greatly.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. I FCUKING RADE!!! every. damn. day. ...

"Vacation" means driving through Arnold or going to Six Flags.

You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

You measure distance in minutes.

"Down south" to you means Tennessee.

You know several people who have hit a deer. and the majority are family. :-/

You think Missouri is spelled with an "a" at the end.

Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. white trash, yo!! *channels jamie with the yo*

You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." *raises hand*

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. doesn't everyone?

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. *cringes* once upon a meat-eating time...

You carry jumper cables in your car and know that everyone else should.

You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.

You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.

You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar."

You think that deer season is a national holiday. it's a religious holiday, according to the brother-in-law

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You find 105 degrees F "a little warm". GOD YES!!! :D

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Construction

You know if another Missourian is from eastern, middle or western Missouri as soon as they open their mouth.

You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.

You've ever tried to use a butter knife to cut the summertime air to get some relief. heh.

You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.

You failed world geography in school because you thought Cuba, Versailles, California, Nevada, Houston, Cabool, Louisiana, Springfield, and Mexico were cities in Missouri.

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Missouri friends.

I LVODUS EVERYNEN!!!!! AND SU TOO!!!

2004-05-23T05:09:19Z

this si not a drunken posts, since i am not tht at drunks but i almost calle difttf, but i couldn't hear anythingn, let alone tiff!!! then i want edd tio make s a phone psts. but i still condn'tl hear anything!!!! i spent i think 506$ tollads total an cheesecak eand konadna grill. sdrinks be expensive.!!!!! i dtasdnk smirknoff all the s say ohome, but i thingk i oshould mbroobbaly go to bed, since ajmie aro tiff is not aon !!!!!! ia mso supes assddd right nows!!!! i will go finsih my 6 pac kand call int at night!!!!!!

EDITED AGAIN TO ADD SUBJECT LINE. SUBJECT LINE IS HERE.

2004-04-16T22:37:28Z

it's 85 degrees out. in april. *DIES* i am in jeans and a tee when i should clearly just be naked!!! whee!!

also. jamie is funny, no matter what they say. words can't bring us down.

and random, but if i could vid (if i could make icons, i would be happy!!) i would vid brian luv to the pixies, "here comes your man." i have it all thought out.

watching come undone! gah, but i think i need help with it tiff!!! will email you when i am finished! :)

edited to add Happy Birthday Liz mythicalkiss!!

HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!

2004-04-16T05:57:26Z

jamie shoppinggoddess is up to her shenanigans again. PS. I AM NOT A DICTATOR.

Muffintasticness: i will try and write my next gale/hal fic in the same manner as a bad b/j fic writer. it is my gift.
Yttak: oh no. please just post it to your journal, and don't make me read it.
Muffintasticness: "gale," hal moaned. "you're sacs are so hard." "i no, its is just for you," gale replied. hal began to stork gale's hard cock and his moans grew louder. "im going too come hal," he shriekend. "HALLL!!!!!!" he screamed, like a fangirl meeting hal for the first time.
Yttak: **DYING**
Yttak: oh my god. hee. you have a gift.
Muffintasticness: i would so post. if i wasn't feeling dirty and ashamed.
Yttak: post anyway! there is always room for shame at LJ!
Muffintasticness: heh, it'll be fun. *goes*

really, you should be ashamed.

drumrollllllllllllllllllllllllll

2004-02-07T20:52:53Z

happy birthday lauren glitterglamgirl!!! i would make the letters bigger and prettier if i knew how!

hope you have a great day! :D

your card will be a little late.

scraping it against his skin...

2004-02-01T00:53:05Z

3. count them, 3 crazy dreams.

the one i remember the most. i was sitting in a booth at a restaurant with my parents, which is crazy itself since i haven't seen my dad since the age of 2. anywho, i get up and so does my friend and this crazy guy sitting across and up from us grabs me and holds a knife to me. lots of yelling and then nathan fillion* (squee!) walks in and walks slowly in my view and we have instant connection! our eyes meet, but neither one of us say a word. the killer, who i think was in love with me, starts stabbing me like over 20 times and no one can do anything about it. right before i die i look over at nathan, make eye contact, and mouth 'i love you.'

the first thing i thought was, 'this sounds like such a horrible fanfic!!!'

* i have been catching reruns of 2 guys and a girl and have been trying to watch the ones with nathan. pair this with my non-stop watching of my firefly dvd's and there you have my nathan inspiration.

X-MAS!!! it's much fun!

2003-12-25T23:22:15Z

read most of the nerds christmas haul and a big fat SCORE!!! lots of goodies it looks like!

my list

my aunts (they're their own section cause they spend the moola!)
1. firefly dvd (EEEEEEEEEEE!!!) so going to watch tonight.
2. buffy season 5 dvd
3. bend it like beckham
4. bowling for columbine
5. GIFT CERTIFICATES!!! (amazon.com, sephora, barnes&noble, suncoast, nordstrom, victoria's secret) each $100 dollars *goes shopping online*
6. the cutest fcuking purse ever. i will have to post a pic of it. it says virgo with a lady on it and it's purple! rock on!!!
7. body glitter-marshmallow and cocoa, lipstick, some yummy bath stuff that's called marshmallow cocoa body whip, and some philosophy's alchemist.
8. clothes. the hottest leather jacket ever. leather shirt with a cute matching scarf. jeans. the shortest D&G denim skirt eva! black corset. black sleevless top with cardigan.
9. sarah mclachlan-fumbling towards ecstasy (this was lost in the "great cd loss of 2000," it still hurts to think about it).

and the rest of the crew
1. rainbow gloves from my cutie niece and socks.
2. jewerly
3. blank tapes (is it april yet?)
4. odds and ends stuff (socks, gum, hand lotion, misc. gift certificates)

d'oh! edited to add:
1. cutest mirror-says 'mirror, mirror who's the fairest of them all' *loves*
2. flamingo light
3. a little statue that is sitting on my tv! hee!

i'm a sex-aholic!!!

2003-12-16T15:13:24Z

another wtf dream last night. it was a scavenger hunt and my team consisted of me and viggo mortensen (aragorn from lotr!). he was cleaned up viggo, not scruffy viggo which i find much hotter. anyway, it was towards the end of the hunt thingie and we had to go to this underwater cavern and swallow 2 necklaces and eat a live baby alligator. and they had cameras set up everywhere to make sure people didn't cheat. some team was all done, but they made a mistake and the organizers announced that they still didn't have a winner. the last thing to get was a rolling stone t-shirt. somehow, kid rock was then part of my dream and he was trying to get me a shirt. it was a bit confusing but he was stealing it cause somehow i lost the paper that entitled me to it. he kept calling my name to distract the cashier. i freaked and ran towards viggo and he came up behind us with a shirt he had payed for. viggo and i ended up winning and went back to his hotel room. hot, nekkid, sweaty sex followed. and that was all i remembered!

nabbed from brittcakes. tis fun!!!

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2003-11-20T20:54:53Z

i had the funniest dream last night. i dreamt that tiff thosesamestars visited me (who the hell comes to missouri?!?!). she had pictures of her house and i remember one was this hallway that led to her kitchen. the hallway was really cluttered, with knick-knacks and stuff. and part of the picture showed a tv on the linoleum of the kitchen floor. and then we were talking and i said something like, "my voice sounds stupid, doesn't it?" and she says "yeah!" and we started laughing. but i was thinking, 'what the hell???'

i think it has to do with all the audio post lately and i said i would never do it, and so did she!!!

then it went a little crazier, with a wedding, and me wanting to be proposed to by a guy, but to propose he had to have a red and white balloon. according to my idea, anyway!!! so he tied them on his tuxedo jacket and proposed. he looked like an older, hotter brother of bright (everwood guy, which i don't even watch, and so i don't know his real name).

and that's all i remember. THE END!!!

whee! i need better subject lines!!!

2003-11-14T22:11:52Z

ok, so i tried to hurry my sister and her friend to get us to the club as early as possible. she was all like 'we're 45 minutes early, that's too early.' um, no. there was all ready a big line of people waiting to get in. and most of them were high schoolers.

so after standing in line outside forever, we went to the back of the club where the bar and tables were. someone opened up, but i never heard a name and didn't recognize anyone. we're sitting, chatting and then gavin comes on. eee! but we were so far back, cause all the high schoolers have been standing up next to the stage. and my sister is 6 months pregnant, so that's why we sat for the beginning of the show. gavin did a lot of good songs, but no one really knew who he was. I did, cause of lauren glitterglamgirl!!! and then towards the end of his set he did 'let's get it on' i think by marvin gaye and it was so good and funny! i heart gavin, but i can't listen to him, cause i loaned his cd to my hair stylist!!! :(

maroon 5 comes on about half hour later. by this time, my sister has manuevered us up closer, maybe 10-15 feet away from the stage. lots and lots of high schoolers!!! anyway, they rocked so much. i love the way they did 'she will be loved' live!! i so need a live cd of them! adam said 'motha fucka' alot, and of course, the high schoolers screamed. and he had a really short hair cut, almost a buzz, going on. kinda like randy harrison does right now! *sniffle*

no hanging out after the show, cause my sister was wiped out and had to work today. but there will be a next time...

dreams do come true?

2003-11-05T16:13:10Z

i had the craziest dream last night. well, i say that about all of them. but this must have been due to the vanity fair cover. gale and i were on a first date thing, kinda like tlc's blind date or whatever it's called. but on the date, we also had a makeover like a makeover story. and at the end was the wedding show. on the first date!!! i remember the makeover part cause he was wearing a gray trench coat, looking muy caliente. i had on, as told by the salesperson, an 1880's red trench coat. hee!

new icons, new icons. all but one sarah left now. yay brian/justin!!!

i'm obsessively tracking my amazon.com order. it could be here as early as tomorrow!!! it's the qaf book, sarah's new cd, howie's new cd, and matt nathanson's cd. yay!!!

quizzes. whee.

2003-10-27T13:32:52Z

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happy sigh

2003-10-10T02:16:09Z

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the big apple

2003-09-28T03:05:52Z

off to nyc. we're staying at this awesome hotel right next to times square. so i'm sure no sleep for me!! yay. this is my 1st time east of missouri (except for a layover in chicago). i've been to paris and london for 3 weeks a few summers ago, which i guess, technically is east. i've been to seattle and california more times than i can count. canada a few, hawaii twice, and las vegas twice.

be back tuesday night. with lots of pics, i hope! :D and shopping, there must be shopping!!! i'm debating whether to bother going to bed. i still need to pack, and i have to wake up anyway at the butt crack of dawn. so why bother?

and a quickie

2003-09-22T03:30:20Z

my friend made this lovely, gorgeous wrapping paper for my gift she got me. i was more excited about this than the actual gift. tarte glistening powder and french tickler. *sigh* gale...*sigh*

aloha!!!

2003-06-15T03:59:28Z

i've been trying to post these since...forever! let's see if it works! spring break 2003. 3 or 4 days in seattle. a week and a half in hawaii.

view from our balcony. the hyatt regency on kauai.

one of five pools.

another pool. made to look like the beach!

walking into the lobby.

some of the gardens around the hotel. top of the waterfalls was a snack bar we ate at a couple of times.

another restaurant at the hotel we ate breakfast at every morning. french toast and eggs. yum. this was super, super early on our last morning there.

and last but not least. the beach directly behind our hotel!!! :D

ketchup..

2003-03-26T05:35:21Z

ok, so homework has gotten in the way of computer time. isn't that just perfect? i'm still working on the digital camera set up. pictures!!! wheeee!

and here's my trip in a nutshell. then i will resume my journal reading!

left for seattle march 8. shop until the following thursday. shop, shop, shop. ate at the cheesecake factory saturday and sunday. spinach and artichoke dip, yummmmm!!! in my aunt's own words "this is not a shopping trip" hello, we went to the mall the very afternoon i arrived. got some cool clothes. will have to wear and post pics.

left for hawaii early thursday, it's like a 5 1/2 hour trip. harry potter's second movie was the inflight movie. didn't watch it. listened to my cd player instead and read. (screening party kicks ass!!! read it!!!) get to honolulu and then jump on another plane to the island of kauai or something like that. stayed at the hyatt regency where more shopping commenced. rode in a helicopter on sunday, for an hour, it rocked. saw the water falls from jurassic park and the beaches where six days, seven nights was filmed. monday, chilled and went to awards banquet with my aunt, where she received an award (the whole point of the trip was her business had this awards and meetings). oh, and i laid around the pool alot too! our hotel had 5 pools!!! tuesday and wednesday, lots of laying around, relaxing, and shopping. thursday went 4-wheeling around the island. went through the road made through a mountain way back with dynamite. friday went on a breakfast horseback ride. ate and rode at the beach. kicked all kinds of ass! then we went to a luau that night and because it was windy, they held in the ballroom. and that sucked such major ass. saturday went to airport and proceeded to make my way home, finally getting to kansas city sunday morning. and that was hell. missouri sucks.

come away with me...

2003-03-07T17:20:54Z

i need to pack!!!! i'm spending the night at my sister's tonight, waking up at 3:00 am to get ready, and catching a plane by 7:00.

i'll be in seattle for a few days to shop, and then i'll be in hawaii till the 22. so i'll see everybody on the 23rd!!! kisses to the nerds!!! *sniff*

i'm a bit crazy, i swear...

2003-02-26T22:23:55Z

funny dream time. ok, i had like 3 or 4 last night, each weirder than the one before. here's the best cause it's nerd related.

in my dream i was reading in entertainment weekly in the what to watch section, that dean armstrong was going to be on the practice and they mentioned in the article that he was going to be wearing diesel jeans. and i thought to myself in my dream, kelly villiageidiot is soooo going to die when she hears this.

then i woke up and thought, bummer!!! sooner or later, all you nerds will be in my dreams! *crazy person laughter* heh.